Darlo Cox here, drummer of Blood Orphans, here to say yo yo yo! It’s our Rock Bottom 09 World Tour web site. People said we were down for the count; n’uh uh! Now that The Douchebag has written this fictional novel book about us, well, we said let’s us capitalize and get . . . the band . . . back . . . together!
The site’s got so much cool stuff, man. Look up at that navigation for all the sweet sweet options, cause this is Blood Orphans Central, Beeatch!
Learn more about us; the band, the boys, and our stiletto-stacked manager.
Check out the tour dates. We’re everywhere!
Read our blog-tasm, and see what life’s like for a bunch of touring studs!
Listen to covers of our songs, because we’re very fucking influential.
Pray to Larry, our Mantis mascot, and get good fortune.
Buy t-shirts, shot glasses, and other cool merch.
Blood Orphans = the coolest band = get laid!
Find out about The Douchebag. He may have gotten the story wrong, but legal says we have to say something nice about him. Personally I think he’s kind of an asshole. Whatevs!