Bobby
Hey, this is Bobby Campbell, bass player and band whipping boy. Not to start this all defensive, but here’s a few ground rules about this reunion tour:
- No one gets to call me The Mummy.
- I want to be the one who sings “Hella-Prosthetica.”
- Darlo is not allowed to fuck any of my exes.
- If anybody says anything mean about Sarah, my Dutch girlfriend, I’m out of here.
- Shane better not knock out any more of my teeth.
That said, I think I’m excited about this. To make us all feel better, here some cats in sinks.