I’m Joey Fredericks, the creator and manager of Blood Orphans. I have a management company called DreamDare which Legal says I can’t link to here because of the pending defamation lawsuit (I’ll get into that some other time). I manage a bunch of bands, make my own Gin, and date Darlo when he isn’t being a tool. As the Dimwit well-documents, I do have a limp but I’m not, as he describes me, a gimp. Jesus H. Christ! Anyway, everyone’s supposed to do something special for their “About” page, here’s a list of people that have wronged us and how I plan on getting revenge:
Steadman, our incompetent Warners A&R Man: Knock Knock Ginger!
Sheridan, our stoned-as-a-statue producer for Rocket Heart: Care to Wipe?
Deena Freeze, that no-talent bitch who stole Adam away for a while: Hold Your Nose!
Hackney, who refused to believe in us: You’ve got a fax!
Jennifer Feingold, Darlo’s ex-girlfriend: Open Wide!
More to come: Revenge = Sweet!