Larry

Darlo here, just so psyched to introduce you to Larry!
We were thinking that one of the reasons we had trouble connecting with our audience back during the Rocket Heart days (so annoyingly documented by the Douchebag) was a lack of, I don’t know, connection with people. Like, Iron Maiden had Eddie, and Kiss had the makeup, and The Beatles had some guru, so why not get one of these bad boys of our own. So check out Larry! He’s our jewel-wearing mantis mascot monsta! We’ll have a big blow-up version hovering over us at all our shows. I already know that Shane and Joey think it’s stupid but fuck those uptight bitches.

LARRY!!!!!!!!