Shane

Peace to all. This is Shane, and it’s so very peaceful here in Hawaii, where I live. I have been learning the guitar, and for the reunion tour Darlo promised that I’m going to be able to play, especially the new songs we’ve been working on.

Since the time documented by The Douchebag, I have given up sex completely as well as drugs and cigarettes and meat. I look forward to touring without the use of these crutches, bringing musical enlightenment to all. Peace to all my brothers and sisters of other mothers.

Ench’Allah!