Sweet Redding

Joey here, writing to tell you all that Redding, California is the place to be. Jesus Christ Mary and Joseph these fuckers live hard! We played last night at the Towel and Growl, a combination go-kart racing/performance venue, and can say with much certainty that I’ve never met such a bunch of Rat Fink drinking hot-rod fools. Can’t remember the last time I lost a Tequila-drinking contest to a girl, and a teenager at that. Her name was Desigirl and she keeps making comments on the board so here’s a pic:

 Yeah that’s right she looks all mild-mannered but then she takes out the shot glasses and it’s like, whoa dude, just step back, and she must have put down twenty shots and could still recite the Frech alphabet backwards! Anyway, she and her boyfriend, who goes by the name of Rick Shank, own Towel and Growl and they’re just awesome folks. In fact at the end of the night they gave me some speed that they’d made in their basement bathtub, and everyoen’s laughing at me because I can’t stop talking like ten hours later but whatever it’s cool they;re all so cool don;t I cound Coolllll? Oh man I am flying and everyone else is still asleep. This shit must have been halff maid of Draino but it feels pretty good I could just FLY!!!!