What a Night!!!!
Saturday, January 10th, 2009
Oh man I can’t even begin to explain how great Jack’s was! There must have been like, SIXTY people there! I know that doesn’t sound like much, but thing is, no one wants to peak too soon, and the band still needs a little practice, so it was a mellow but satisfying beginning. Bobby only had to change his bandages once, and Shane actually managed to hit all the notes on “Dave’s Really a Girl!” After, we went to this cool party held by the sound-man’s sister. She was fucking dee-runk, but did the best Stevie Nicks imitation I’ve ever seen. Check her out:
I’ve never seen anyone sing “Gypsy” and “Gold Dust Woman” with such complete abandon. Bobby tried putting moves on her (hello! you have a Dutch girlfriend!) but she just laughed in his face and said, “Fix you hands, you freak, then come talk to me!”
I LOVE BEING ON TOUR!!!!!! More Tomorrow!

desigirl says:
January 11th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Are you guys, like, racists?
bloodorphans says:
January 11th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Who sent you? Yeah that’s right this is Darlo! We are NOT racists. Joey will be emailing you shortly with a fucking threat!
racer69 says:
January 12th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Jeez, they never let up, do they? I heard about that thing, and you guys aren’t racist at ALL.
Everything gets blown way out of proportion. The only racist I’d say some of you are, would be if chicks were a race! Ha!
sound man's sister says:
January 26th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
That was a bad ass party. Love the Bloody Orphans. But that Bobby guy needs to get some lotion. Someone hook him up. Yeah.